I LIKE LEETLE BOYS, YES I DO.
I LIKE PLAYING GAMES, HOW BOUT CHOO?
WHEN I SEE A CHILD, I GET ALL HAPPY.
THEN I GO HOME AND GET ALL FAPPY.
WHEN I WATCH MY PORNY, I GET ALL HORNY.
I WANNA GO BACK TO SCHOOL, JUST TO SE DEM KIDS.
BECAUSE I KNOW, MY DECK IS GONNA LEAK DEM LIQUIDS.
THIS IS A JOKE BEETEEDUBS.
IN NO WAY IN HELL AM I A PEDOPHILE.